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Dave Eggers is a pirate.
Also, I want to work for him.
Posted on March 1, 2012 with 5 notes
Source: ted.com
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Ehem.
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Let’s not talk about love. Metaphorically, love is so overdone.
Nick, my Metaphor prof, University of Sydney. -
Because being a wanky English Lit major is best done by employing pretentious, self-reflexive literature, Palominos, and a brass pencil sharpener with its own patent leather case.
Excuse me as I spend an hour sharpening my pencil to its optimum writing sharpness.
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May the self-loathing commence.
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The reality of this is unnerving.
Just for you, Camellia.
Posted on May 24, 2011 via Jackassery with 37 notes
Source: turtleriffic
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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.
American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
I wish you were all able to understand the relevance of this to my education right now. -
I have no doubt that I shall stand accused of stretching the point, of finding decadence wherever I choose to find it or of seeing it when it is not really there.
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I used to think a BA in English meant a badass in English.
Eva’s brother, Andrew. HELL. YEAH. IT. DOES.
